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 RAW Report, Stone Cold Steve Austin confronts Maven Written by: Stillmatic 04/05/05
Back from commercial, Maven and Simon Dean are in the ring promoting the Simon System. Simon Dean says there is a beautiful speciman in the ring named Maven. He is in that good shape because he uses the Simon System. Simon says all you need is the Simon System. Maven says he was under the impression that LA was filled with beautiful people, but LA stands for Lard Asses. Dean says people want to sit and drink beer and be lazy. Stone Cold then comes to the ring! Austin says if theres one thing he can't stand is Simon Dean selling vitamins and such in his ring. Austin says he was listening in the back, and he has a problem with Beer Drinkers. Austin says if he paid 5 dollars for that hair cut, he paid 4.95 too much. Austin says Maven is trying to be Stone Cold. Austin calls Dean a purple bastard. Austin says that he will try a protein shake, if he will try one of Stone Cold's beers. Simon Dean says he doesn't have a problem with beer, as long as it's low carb beer. Dean says nothing goes better with low carb beer than a protein shake. Austin tells Dean to whipe that stupid look off of his face, but he can't since he was born like that. Dean asks for a glass. Dean takes a sip and spits it out. Dean does pushups while Maven counts. Austin challenges Maven to do 5 more pushups. 5 more. 5 more. 10 more. Austin tells him to get up. Austin gets ready to drink the protein shake, and drinks it. He then spits it out, and says the drink is worthless. He says this is the biggest ripoff ever. Austin says it smells like crap. Maven says this is a man's drink, and maybe Austin can't handle it. Maven hits Dean on the back and the drink goes all over Austin. Austin hits Maven out of the ring, then throws Dean out of the ring and beats the crap out of him. Austin throws Dean into the steps. Maven is up next as Austin hits a low blow on Maven. Austin gets Dean in the ring as Austin stomps on him in the corner. Austin then hits the stunner on Simon Dean on the outside, gets Maven into the ring, and gives him a stunner. Austin then gets beer and drinks it on the top turnbuckle. source: www.livewirewrestling.com |
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