Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Simon gives Coach a "Simon System" Bar and Coach and Maven exchange props on the ramp before the fitness guys make their way to the ring. The opposition are announced as "The Team of CM Punk" and Grisham later refers to them as Russell Simpson and Chad Collyer? Eh... Erm Whoopsie WWE. I don't watch ROH but even I know who CM Punk is but Grisham constantly refers to him as Chad Collyer blatantly ignoring and forgetting the fact that Collyer actually has been on the show before and is a completely different guy. I'm begging you to do your research and get the guy's name right. Anyways before the match the fitness guys show still footage that "explains" how Stone Cold beat them down two weeks ago on Raw. We see superimposed clips of Austin drinking the Simon System instead of beer. Simon insults the crowd and he and Maven say Austin is on the Simon System. Simon plugs Maven's abs and the Simon System again reminding us they use it and vow to show us what it can really do. Is Austin facing these at Backlash hmmm? Maven starts with Simpson, Simpson armdrags Maven. Simpson with a fireman carry takedown into an armbar.

Maven gets to his feet, forearm. Simpson reverses into the ropes, hiptoss. Simpson works a wristlock and tags Punk in. Punk kicks Maven, locks in his own wristlock and lands kicks to the back of Maven. Punk with an armbar, Maven grabs the hair to send Punk into the ropes. Punk blocks Maven's punch instead landing one of his own but Punk turns and Simon runs across the apron and clotheslines him down. Maven stomps Punk and takes him to his corner as Simon holds him prone for Maven's open shots as the referee is busy with Simpson. Simon tags in and hits Punk with kneelifts before suplexing him and getting a two count. Simon wiggles and drops a leg across the fallen Punk picks him up and headbutts him into his corner in the midst of a massive "You Suck" chant. Simon stomps Punk, tag to Maven, Simon whips Punk into the ropes Punk steps over Simon but Maven hits Punk with a dropkick and gets another nearfall.

Maven poses to boos, Punk tries to punch his way out of trouble but Maven boots Punk in the head. Maven picks up Punk whips him into the ropes, Punk hangs on as Maven's dropkick attempt meets air and his ass meets canvas and Punk drops to the mat as Maven crawls and tags in Simon but Punk manages to make the tag (albeit via Simon shoving him into his partner) and Punk drops to the outside. Simpson enters punching down Simon and backelbowing down Maven. Simpson unloads more punches to Simon, whips Simon into the ropes, Simon makes a blind tag as Simpson puts his head down too early and Simon boots Simpson in the head. Simon and Maven hoist Simpson up by the shoulders and a double throwdown/slam enables Maven to cover and get the pinfall just like that. 1-2-3.

Winners: SIMON DEAN & MAVEN.

Post match Maven holds Simpson as Simon forearms Punk off the apron then forces a "Simon System Bar" down Simpson's mouth before kicking and throwing him down and letting out one last Yeeeeeeaaaaaahh.

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